Avast ye hearties, did you know today September 19th is "International Talk like a Pirate Day", AARRRGGH?

AAARRRRRRRRRRRGGH!

Shiver me timbers!

“Like fuck I’m paying $600 for Photoshop.”

Avast, me hearties! Well blow the man down, X marks the spot!

I can’t speak Somalian & refuse to do that cheesy cliché pirate talk

Avast anti-virus, ye skallywags cap’n Hook at ye service.
Over and out.
Note: What does avast mean? Should it be alas?

Avast means “stop”, or “hold it right there, mate,” as in; “Avast yer cacklin’, ye babblin’ old hens!”

Anyway, you’re late by ten days. That shall cost ye pirate gold, mate.

I upvoted you to great answer, that counts as two pirates golds, so you’re now indebted to skallywag babbling britches!
Take care Cap’n Crunch.
Straight as she goes sir!

Mizzen the mast and yard the arm…betcha EC can’t talk cool and piratey like that.

Thanks to Star Trek I know what a “stunsail” is, so there’s that.