My career test suggested that I be a member of the clergy. What faith should I pick ?

Definitely Church of Zeus. There’s lightning and all kinds of wild goings on.

@Hawaii_Jake What is the pay like? Do I have to relocate? Humor aside seriously what faith should I pick?

You’ll have to move to Greece. There’s no pay…

Thanks for the humor. My career test today actually said that I should be a mediator, comedian , actor , politics or writing or clergy. edit I am doing the belief-o-matic now will update soon.

Your result is
Secular Humanism
Your beliefs match closest with Secular Humanism!

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Secular Humanism
6%
Liberal Quakerism
6%
Scientology
5%
Mahayana Buddhism
5%
New Age
5%
Reformed Judaism
5%
Atheism
5%
Neo-Paganism
5%
New Thought
5%
Liberal Christian Protestantism
4%
Taoism
4%
Church of Christ, Scientist
4%
Conservative Christian Protestant
4%
Unitarian Universalism
4%
Sikhism
4%
Orthodox Quakerism
4%
Jainism
4%
Bahá’í Faith
3%
Islam
3%
Hinduism
3%
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
2%
Theravada Buddhism
2%
Orthodox Judaism
2%
Roman Catholicism
1%
Jehovah’s Witnesses
4%
Seventh-day Adventists
1%
Eastern Orthodox Christianity
0%

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Please go straighten out the Westboro Babtists. Just go. Go now. They need you. Now go!

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies I have an unspoken peace treaty with Alberta’s Baptist churches. They tried to pressure me to convert ever since 1995. I’ve teased too many people and want to get along now.

It must be the end. All has been revealed.

.Just go o Rora Bora and appease the awesome Volcano God. You’ll figure it out on your own.

I’m good with most of your top matches:

Secular Humanism
Liberal Quakerism
Mahayana Buddhism
New Age
Atheism
Neo-Paganism

How about starting your own religion? You could play video games online with your parishoners instead of preaching fire and brimstone. And you could have pizza instead of communion wafers. Instead of walking on water, you could just walk around the block and everyone would rejoice.

Be kind, that’s all. You’ve already got a good start on that. That’s all you need to be a good clergyman of the Church of Red Deer Guy 1. Now, live in peace my son : )

Church of Doctor Who. Check with the BBC. Maybe you can get them to hire you.

Atheism. It takes just as much faith.

@kritiper

Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy? My guess is “no”.

@Darth_Algar Of course not. That’s just silly…

@kritiper

And why don’t you?

@Darth_Algar “And why don’t” I? Why don’t I what? Believe in the tooth fairy? I’ll leave that up to people like you who obviously do.

Was that suppose to be an insult, or what?

Seriously though, follow along here…

You don’t believe in the Tooth Fairy because it’s an absurd notion with no evidence behind it, right? Now would you claim that it takes just as much faith to not believe in the Tooth Fairy as it does to believe in it? No, of course you wouldn’t. It is not an act of faith to not believe in something which has no evidence and which is so far-fetched as to defy all empirical rules of our Universe.