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Someone rings your doorbell and says "I'm hungry. Can you spare a meal?" What do you do?
Say:
(a) Come in and I’ll set a place for you.
(b) Get lost or I’m calling the cops.
(c) Wait here and I’ll bring you something. (With a napkin and a glass of milk.)
(d) There’s a sandwich place around the corner. Here’s ten bucks.
(e) You can clean up the yard for me, and I’ll see what I can do.
(f) Would you like me to adopt you?
(g) [Other]
Tags as I wrote them: goodwill, feeding the hungry, begging, panhandling, sharing, enabling, hard to know wtf is the right thing to do
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