How many books will there be on the shelves of the Donald J Trump Presidential library?

Will they all be coloring books? There may be many. Perhaps some will have simple words. None will have chapters.

Comic books too !
But only those aimed at fourth graders.

When Trump was asked “what do you read?” he gave this response.

“Well, you know, I love to read,” Trump replied. “Actually, I’m looking at a book, I’m reading a book, I’m trying to get started.” “Whenever I read a half a page of a book, I receive a phone call, or there’s some emergency that pulls me away.”

Trump reiterated that he loves to read, but mentioned again that doesn’t get a chance to read often because, “I’m working very hard on lots of different things, including getting costs down.”

I would therefore expect the Trump Presidential Memorial Library to contain no more than six books, all unread by Trump, and arranged alphabetically by title:

M adam Bovary
O ne Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
R emains of the Day
O liver Twist
N o Country for Old Men.

The Trump Presidential Library will contain 100,000 books, however each one will be a copy of The Art of The Deal.

My first thought was about coloring books.
Then I began to wonder how many “for Dummies” books would be there.

^^ Being President for Dummies

zero. He’s illiterate

Book on “How to read”..))

Mostly comic books, I would say.

At least one copy of “Guns and Ammo” for his base.

Aside from the board picture books, probably a set of like-new textbooks, never opened; and, yes, thousands of copies of books about him.

Dick and Jane books. The best Dick and Jane books ever. MAJOR Dick and Jane books. Dick and Jane books like no one has ever seen before. No one will have a bigger collection of Dick and Jane books. Ever. And I mean that.

BIG Dick. And Jane. Buks.

Trump is a legend in his own mind. Probably has a toothpick and two bb’s.

They’d be small books, to make his hands look bigger.

The Donald J Trump Presidential Library will be sited in the town of Covfefe, Nebraska and, naturally, will contain no books only a complete set of the guy’s inane and contradictory tweets.