What's the weirdest "spam" subject you've ever seen?

Oh, I’ve had some really funny ones. Unfortunately, this is the only spam screen cap I have access to right now. Sometimes they can be so funny.

Hehe. I made this a few years ago, in High School. There’s some reasonable stuff on there, mostly submitted by classmates and teachers. My write-up on the “about” page is awful.

ROFLOL so weird

it was for a penis enlargement pill. “Fuck like a horse” i mean ive heard the whole be as big as a horse, but fucking like a horse? now thats something.

so, uberbatman, you bought it? ;~)

HELL YEA!!

@ uberbatman lol

just found these in my spam folder:

“BREAKING NEWS: Osama is gay. Watch the Proof.”
“BREAKING NEWS: Bush Down to 8 Friends on Myspace”
“BREAKING NEWS: God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough”
“Microsoft Delays Launch of Stephen Hawking Vista”

Sometimes you get these small paragraphs that are written like stories, but are completely incoherent. Those are always fun

Britney Speas flashes huge gross nipples
Britney Spears sues vagina for divorce

@zarnold: I get those silly stories all the time!

it must be the lobster e mail,anyone remember that?