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How would you answer these interview questions?

Asked by Pinguidchance (5040points) January 5th, 2018

1. If you could travel anywhere would you go?
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2. What choice would you make if you could chat with anyone living or dead?
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3. Are you more a question person or an answer person?
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4. Is a light year a measure of time, luminosity, distance or speed?
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5. What is you fave desert?
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6. If you could buy one thing from a fast food outlet would you?
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7. What is the theme song of your life?
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8. If you weren’t a celebrity what would you do?
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9. If you aren’t reading this what are you doing?
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10. What is the stupidest question you have ever answered?

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ragingloli's avatar

1. Ceti Alpha 6, unfortunately it exploded.
2. Living, because the dead refuse to answer.
3. Questions. Inflicting torture is more enjoyable than receiving it.
4. I say it is another term for “eternity”. Points to you if you can explain why.
5. Earth, after WW3.
6. no
7. BSL
8. Become a celebrity.
9. An in depth study of interspecies mating rituals.
10. https://www.fluther.com/205581/why-dont-i-need-a-welding-mask-when-i-watch-a/

Patty_Melt's avatar

<Head shaking> I can’t follow ^^ that.

flutherother's avatar

1. If you could travel anywhere would you go? Yes
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2. What choice would you make if you could chat with anyone living or dead? Living
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3. Are you more a question person or an answer person? Let me get back to you

4. Is a light year a measure of time, luminosity, distance or speed? Weight
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5. What is you fave desert? Apple pie
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6. If you could buy one thing from a fast food outlet would you? Yes
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7. What is the theme song of your life? I have a life? RDNZL
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8. If you weren’t a celebrity what would you do? Become one
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9. If you aren’t reading this what are you doing? I’m not telling you
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10. What is the stupidest question you have ever answered?

snowberry's avatar

Are these serious interview questions as in for a job? I don’t think I’d want the job!

Patty_Melt's avatar

After I was hired for my first job, I was told that she picked me because I listed hula hooping as one of my hobbies.
Go figure.

Kardamom's avatar

I’m assuming you are interviewing us. If these were actual job interview questions, I think I would ask the person to forget about these questions and talk about what they want in a candidate for the job. The answers to these questions are purely subjective musings and have no bearing on whether you have the ability to make widgets, or interact well with the people you will be working with or serving.

That being said, here are my answers.

1. If you could travel anywhere would you go? Yes, if I could get there reasonably easily without flying. I don’t fly.
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2. What choice would you make if you could chat with anyone living or dead? I’d rather stick to comversations with my living friends and loved ones.
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3. Are you more a question person or an answer person? Depends in the questions being asked and the answers I might have at any given moment.-
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4. Is a light year a measure of time, luminosity, distance or speed? It is the distance light travels in one year.
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5. What is you fave desert?
Pumpkin pie ir gingerbread.
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6. If you could buy one thing from a fast food outlet would you? Yes, I just did. It was a bean and cheese burrito.
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7. What is the theme song of your life? I don’t think people’s lives have theme songs. Lives are much too complex, and ever changing.
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8. If you weren’t a celebrity what would you do? I’m not a celebrity, si I’m not sure what you are asking. As far as I know, there are no celebrities on this site.
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9. If you aren’t reading this what are you doing? Obviously I’m reading yhis, or I couldn’t see it to answer the questions.
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10. What is the stupidest question you have ever answered? There have been some on this site, that I have attempted to answer, that make no sense the way they are written. I have answered by asking for clarification.

Patty_Melt's avatar

Okay, here goes.
1) Yes.
2) I believe you are looking for specifics here. I would want to talk to someone who needed some encouragement to stick with school. To many kids out there are giving up.
3) I tend to be an answer person, but I’m not competative about it, usually.
4) Yes
5) dutch apple pie
6) I am jonesing for a burger right now.
7) I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead – Weird Al
8) I will be, so, moot point.
9) snag that loose boogie up in there
10) “Did that hurt?”

ragingloli's avatar

desert and dessert are two different things, silly ningen.

Patty_Melt's avatar

Ooops!
My fave desert is Antarctica.

Zaku's avatar

1. If you could travel anywhere would you go?
Probably Rome, again.
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2. What choice would you make if you could chat with anyone living or dead?
That question has too many possibilities to consider. Perhaps my great great great great great great great great… great great great grandfather – the most recent one who lived as a pre-Christian and pre-Roman.

3. Are you more a question person or an answer person?
No. Do you really think that question maps to something true about people?
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4. Is a light year a measure of time, luminosity, distance or speed?
It’s the distance light supposedly travels in one year, as measured from an outside perspective.
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5. What is you fave desert?
I never use the word “fave”, and I haven’t been to enough actual deserts to have a favorite.
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6. If you could buy one thing from a fast food outlet would you?
Generally not unless I’m quite hungry and have no better options.
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7. What is the theme song of your life?
There is none. But if pressed, go with ``Too Many Motha’ ‘Uckers’’ .
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8. If you weren’t a celebrity what would you do?
What? As in, I get to choose anything but not “celebrity”? Can I be dictator of the world? Or just extremely wealthy? Otherwise, I’d probably stick with game developer.
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9. If you aren’t reading this what are you doing?
Thinking that whoever wrote these questions was being a bit silly.
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10. What is the stupidest question you have ever answered?
Thankfully, I can’t remember. But if you’re fishing for extremely stupid questions, try searching Quora for “Trump”.

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