What are your top 3 alien messages directed at earth, that you DO NOT want to hear?

“Earthlings, do you taste better broiled or baked?”

“This is a scientific experiment. How long can humans live without air and water?”

“Why have you been shooting rockets at us for the last 70 years? We’re here and we’re pissed off!”

Thanks for the sports car.
Thanks for the Chuck Berry record.
The broadcasts, however, have been horrible.
Your planet is blocking our view. We are, therefore, relocating it next to the planet you refer to as Uranus.
We could just destroy you, but we find it amusing to be able to say that your terrible television broadcasts are coming from there.

“How to Cook 40 Humans”

“40 Different Ways To Cook Humans”

“How Humans Cook 40 Different Ways”

“We’re all male.”
“We’re all gay.”
“We’ll be there shortly.”

“We are bringing a message from Christ.”

Any religious babel, would terrify me…

@kritiper What’s so scary about those messages? It’s not like they said “we’re all rapists.” Are you afraid they’ll out you?

1.Your species has failed all our tests. A decision about your future will be made tomorrow.
2.With immediate effect your world comes under the jurisdiction of the Third Galactic Arm reporting to Emperor Trump.
3.Mars or Uranus; the choice is yours.

I don’t want to hear it…

“All your bases are belong to us.”

We’re hungry. Do you come with tater tots? We need spare parts, and we ain’t talking autos here.

1. Your planet has been compulsorily acquired for the Orion-Cygnus spurway to the Scutum-Centaurus arm worm hole.

2. We have crossed the vast voids of space to be with you and we brought the probes again.

3. We come in peace.