How do I make potato hand cuffs?

You have rogue potatoes that need to be arrested? Pics or it didn’t happen.

Wow kinky! I guess you could carve some out of large russets…lol, but they’d deteriorate quickly. If you fried them all us southern gals would be comitting minor infractions!

@KNOWITALL – wouldn’t that be minor in-fry-ctions?

@tedi Good one! They’d call MrGrimm the tata man!

Um…potatoes have hands???

^And eyes…

You wanna play bad cop..)

Got some dirty jellies here. Heads in the gutter….

“Mr. Potato Head, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will used against you in a court of law”...

@MrGrimm888: Which begs the question “How do I make potato eye cuffs?”

@MrGrimm So can you define potato handcuffs ig it’s not a joke? Lol, now I’m curious.

Get a giant potato and…cut a hole in it? Um….confusion reigns…..this really isn’t the note I wanted to start my Sunday out on!

How do we make potato ear cuffs?

@KNOWITALL . No ma’am. I prefer the more open thought of what exactly potato hand cuffs would mean to each jelly.

This is along the lines of my “death by cucumber” threads, you may have come back after my last one. I think it was “How do you kill someone with a cucumber?” Something like that.

The thread is meant to be humorous, and inspire imagination/innovation. No actual goal. Or is there…........

Lol, gotcha!

Dutch. Ear cuffs for potatoes? Start by silencing potatoes’ free press…

@canidmajor . Eye cuffs? That’s just ridiculous! ~~~

Blind ‘em into submission!!!!

I’m not really sure, but just don’t put them on too tight. You could end up with mashed taters. Delicious, but might be considered excessive use of force.

You start with some historical research and discover that the first peelers were policemen.

peeler. From the surname of Sir Robert Peel, who established the Irish constabulary and London’s police force; compare bobby, from the given name. A person whose job it is to peel fruit or vegetable produce. (pejorative, slang) A woman (less commonly a man) who removes her clothing for entertainment.

And if the peeler is a female ecdysiast you usually wouldn’t need the handcuffs.

I carefully peel my potatoes with a thick continuous slicing action like I would normally do when i cut a piece of newspaper around and around maintaining one complete ribbon before moving onto the afternoon’s basket weaving.

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@chyna . I have this vision of a drunken belligerent Mr. Potato Head wearing a wife beater cursing, and kicking in the back of a police car…