Can I make a disclaimer?

Sure. I will check the lurve total.

Thanks, @RedDeerGuy1.

Let’s watch out for them. Looks like a troll – or Marwyn!

“honk”

Looks like they have left the building.

Gosh, i hope my eloquence didn’t scare them off…

https://www.fluther.com/users/candidmajor/

Someone must be bored today. This account is in the feed as new.

And…gone already.

Gee, I wonder if it’s someone I have recently annoyed? Gosh, the list is legion! :-D

Thanks for catching that, @Aethelwine!

Well, the good news is that now we know someone is directly trolling me. A charming little irony, since I have just been accused of being a troll, myself. :-)

It’s a puzzle!

Gee, caniomajor didn’t even last 5 minutes!

Somebody’s got waaaay too much spare time!

I give up. They just keep on coming. Six points for creativity displayed coming up with the variations on my user name.

yeah – I just saw canidmajOr come and gone. A mod is on their toes at least!

Yes, I got a PM from a mod telling me they were working on it. Yay mods! :-)

@canidmajor You lucked out with a creative troll. When this happened to me the troll only added bitch to my username. So childish.~

Three cheers for the mods, who are (as usual) on their toes. And bonus points to you, @canidmajor, for your cool handling of something that could really have gotten nasty.

@RedDeerGuy1, that’s a good thing to keep in mind. A low score doesn’t tell us anything, since there are new accounts all the time, but you can’t accumulate a high score without being present for real and for a long while.

Thank you, @Jeruba. It’s a bit flattering to have had such a profound effect on someone that they go to such extremes! :-)

Don’t worry, @canidmajor, no one could truly mimic you. You are unique!

Aw, shucks… :-)

@canidmajor You handled this perfectly! And it made a difference!
Thanks Mods for all you do!

@LuckyGuy Nice to see you here and so perky!

Thanks @LuckyGuy! As @janbb said, nice to see you back!

Guess @thisismyusername fell asleep at the desk or else he is writing a novel. Waiting with baited breath.

I remember a few former users that used to actually write posts that long! Probably shouldn’t name names, but an eyeball and a butt were represented!

And petethepothead did occasionally go off for a sandwich and never come back!

Ah, sandwich…someone needs to go make bob a sandwich!!!

I won’t be eating a sandwich for a long time….

@LuckyGuy :-(

@LuckyGuy maybe if we make a sandwich smoothie?

@canidmajor Everything has to be super processed and no fiber so it is completely digested before it reaches my sigmoid. They want to give it time to heal.
Corned beef and cabbage is definitely out.

Poor Sweetie! But mostly, just get better.

No one ever tried that with me.

^^ Who could replicate your inimitable style, loli!

That’s cuz you’re too scary, @ragingloli. They’d be afraid you’d devour them.

Well, I would, anyway!

It shows to what extent someone is pissed off!!

I’m only seeing this now. For the last week (at least on my phone) I was unable to switch from General to Social or Meta. I guess the glitch resolved itself.

@Kardamom It wasn’t a glitch – it was a trolling fool.

Or did you mean the glitch on your phone? Oops!

@janbb, well, I know I was concerned about @Kardamom‘s phone! ~

I was just referring to the phone glitch that kept me from seeing this post, until after the troll came and went. I think I missed a bunch of stuff in Social too.

Got it.

Anyone else find it odd that a new user created an account three hours ago and all they’ve done on the site is add me to their Fluther? I’m the only person they added. Is this common practice? Maybe they liked my bunny avatar? I’m confused.

I like your bunny avatar. :-)

I like your bunny avatar, too. :-)

Thanks! It’s a singing monster from a game I play. :)