How would you react if...

I’d probably feel like the angry german kid on youtube. ( sorry i cant post a link , im on my ipod.)

I would be punching dicks even with a fully operational computer.

@jp You were joking about that, right?

I wouldn’t really punch someone in the dick. I did do it to myself the other night and it wasn’t that bad. But a “10,000 word essay on crime in poland in the 14th century for the next day” sounds like a horrible thing to tackle.

Obsessively press the spacebar and cry

I’ve been in a similar predicament. Get “sick” for a week and finish it.

@jp: why would you punch yourself in the gonads?

Punching ones nads can be a helpful distraction from the real problem at hand.

I’d probably die.
that’s just my best guess

I’d take my CPU (never the monitor) and heave it through the plate-glass window of the store where it was purchased.

During broad daylight.

With my own cheerleaders present.

And while drunk on Gatorade.

take the class over.

Well, before I write an essay, I make an outline of what I’m gonna write…so if anything happens before I hit SAVE, I have an idea of what I wrote so I can use that to write it again.

How do you manage to type a whole 10,000 word essay without looking up once at the screen to notice that you weren’t writing anything at all?