Do you have a really funny family member?

All of my kids have a good sense of humor, but my son’s is special. It’s really dry and understated.
He works in maintenance for an upscale retirement compound, and is forever bringing stuff home from work. He pretty much furnished his whole house with furniture from the residents where he works. He came by today to give me a hand. He said,“I got a lathe.”
I pretended to mishear him and said, “You got laid?”
He said, “Well, duh. Where do you think the grandkids came from.”
I said, “I know. I couldn’t figure out why you’d brag about it!”
He says, “BECAUSE I’M MARRIED, MOM!!”

Do you have some good stories about family members with a sense of humor?