How would your life change if, suddenly, one morning, you had lobster claws for hands?

I think that bar has been set.

But I’ll bet I could have a good time with you lol1!

I would have trouble putting my clothes on in the morning and I would consider myself unfit for almost every occupation I could imagine. The exception being President of the United States of America. Ungeheures Ungeziefer it seems do quite well in this role.

Reminds me of the short novel, Die Verwandlung, by Kafka. Hmmm, I would have to think about that one…

I would wonder if I were suddenly in a story written by Kafka.

And I probably wouldn’t take it very well. Even though that would probably make as much sense as the story I’m in.

I’d sell both the guitar and banjo.

I would immediately cut all ties to my former life.
And the nails of my feet.

I would avoid Red Lobster. Also I would be on the lookout for people holding butter.

I may have to forsake masturbation, and resort to sex. ;-(

I’d have to give up wearing pants and go to the bathroom outside.

@stanleybmanly But you would have built in capo and be able to pick strings so well!

I would switch from buttons to zippers on everything.

It’s the chording that would thwart me.

It would suck big time, but it would do in a pinch.

If they ever make a “Kafka Does Xmas” movie, I could play Santa Claws.

Yeah. I guess I couldn’t play guitar anymore.

My uh….Hand skills, with the ladies, would be greatly diminished….

I doubt it would improve any part of my life. It would be a downgrade, from my mits…

It would add a whole new meaning to “pinch a loaf”.

It would be harder to dress, cook, clean, and operate the remote control.
It would be easier to crack walnuts.

Run for President and WIN! All I have to say is Mexicans are rapists. Turns out in America that works! Sad but true.

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