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What are your personal directives in case you can't communitcate and are sick?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24986points) July 26th, 2018

It is my wish to have permission to have a coke ever so often and fast food and a girlfriend as long as she isn’t abusive. You? Humor and legit answers welcome.

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LadyMarissa's avatar

My day MUST begin with an ice cold glass of Coke!!! Make sure I’m comfortable & NOT in pain. IF I can come out better on the other side of any procedure, fix it. IF NOT…let me go!!!

Inspired_2write's avatar

Read my lips.
Read the damn instructions.lol

Patty_Melt's avatar

Mt Dew IV, good looking male nurse for sponge bath, if smell gets noxious start auctioning my organs and give proceeds to Trump’s 2020 campaign.
That should keep me alive a couple more years.

seawulf575's avatar

If there is a good chance I will recover and will be whole again, go for it. If not, don’t waste a bunch of money extending a life that means nothing. Do what you like with my body…harvest organs, bury it, burn it, use me on one of those cadaver farms for training forensic teams…I don’t care. Take the money you saved and throw a party…celebrate the circle of life.

MrGrimm888's avatar

No autopsy. That’s my only desire…

LuckyGuy's avatar

I’m an organ donor – all organs. If I’m brain dead finish me off and use the parts.

LadyMarissa's avatar

I’m an organ donor; but,I’m at the age where they won’t use my organs. I argue that an old half blind eyeball is better than one that doersn’t work at all but the docs don’t agree. They say my organs won’t last long enough to make it prudent to even consider using my usable parts.

rojo's avatar

Past the girlfriend stage.
Have a medical directive with DNR.
Directive says treat whatever aggressively as possible including experimentals if family agrees.
But brain dead, complete paralysis or comatose with no chance of improvement, disconnect the machines and feeding tubes allow nature to take its course while loading me up with pain and psychotropic meds..
Donate whatever parts are usable afterwards.
Discussed donation of body to science but family not comfortable with that.
Verbal (I need to put it in writing) agreement with children (and wife) is to be cremated, put in a sealed and dated box and kept on the mantle, passed down from generation to generation until my ashes can be spread on Uranus. Just because…....

they will probably scatter my ashes in Big Bend however. I have told them to expect a haunting if they do but you know kids

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