I’ve been trying to think of what was the “most” dangerous thing I’ve ever done.
I’m not religious, but it’s a miracle that I’m alive.
I have done over 130 mph(the speedometer only went to 130…) on a motorcycle, like a million times, often after drinking, many times in the rain, of course with no helmet, or motorcycle license… I drove a motorcycle, for over 20 years, with no license. Yeah. Dumbass…
I was a LEO for many years. I’ve had a gun aimed at me 4 times, been shot at once, had countless knives pulled on me, and have rolled around on the ground with the finest folks around, and fought or restrained hundreds of people. I’ve been kicked, punched, head butted, kicked in the balls, spit on, stabbed with beer bottles, and anything else you can think of…
I’ve had my house catch on fire.
I’ve almost drowned, a few times.
I’ve been in a few really bad vehicular accidents.
I’ve endured dozens of hurricanes. My house was flooded three times in the past two years. I lost, pretty much everything. I was homeless, for 6 months. Now I have a new place, with it’s own problems.
Lookingback, I still have one incident that seemed like the worst.
Apologies to older jellies who have already heard this.
I went out one summer day, to do a 14 mile trek down the Edisto River. I had not gone this route before, so I didn’t know where I was, or much about where I had to get out.
It was a beautiful morning. I paddled for hours, in a heavenly environment. Sometimes, the river was so narrow, I had to push through overhanging tree limbs, and battle ducks, to keep going.
I started my trip about 8 AM.
4 PM or so, the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed.
Approximately 4:30 PM, I had anamazing storm to deal with. It came fast. I literally paddled up onto the nearest shore, and jumped out of my kayak, and got flat.
The lighting was impressive. The rain was coming down in sheets, and with a lot of wind. But the lightning was CRAZY…
I laid flat, on the banks of the river, and the swamp was flooding, and pouring all over me, as I laid there. Lots of insects, and other creatures were washing over me, as the swamp drained over me.
I stayed there for about 2 hours. The storm just gave me, everything it had. It started getting dark, at about 6 PM. Keep in mind that I didn’t really know where I was, or where I needed to get out of the river. I also still had to travel about 6 miles through a swamp… I was stupid enough, not to take my cellphone, or any lighting, or food….
I tried using my compass, and dragging my kayak, for about a mile. It was terrifying, asthe lightning was crazy. At one point, I turned around, and realized that my paddle must have fallen out somewhere. So… I backtracked, and found it almost where I started walking.
Having no real understanding of where I was, I decided to tempt fate, and get back into the water. It was my only sure way, to find where to get out.
I happened upon multiple houses, that were abandoned, and nobody was home.
I spent hours laying flat, to wait out the lightning, off and on. It was AMAZING.
When I was in my boat, the lightning was literally striking allaround me. I have NO clue, why I wasn’t electrocuted, multiple times. There were strikes, all around me, for several hours… I saw bolts hitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME!....
I have NO idea, why I am not dead…........