Is Santa a time traveler?

No. Santa is a corporate manager of large international corporation. He outsources all of his work to Santa branches and franchisees. There’s a Santa Canada Inc. and Santa United States Corp. and so on. The Santa franchises in Israel and Saudi Arabia are pretty small.

Each of the local Santa companies in turn contracts out to regional and local Santas. Those workers, collectively, are called ‘elves’. They do the actual deliveries.

The “real” Santa, to make it clear, is a CEO with a big corner office, that has a a payroll of millions across the world.

Santa watches you when you’re sleeping.

His name, by the way, is spelled B E Z O S.

Santa transcends time & space.

That is the only explanation: Time travel.

Yes. Otherwise he would not be able to deliver all of those presents to all of those children all over the world.

Working in endless factories or distribution centers in the bleakest parts of the world, then endlessly landing on rooftops making laborious deliveries over and over and over, and having to pay for it all, worst job in the world

Yeah, but it gets him away from the wife!

@kritiper Does Santa have a girl in every port?

@RedDeerGuy1 Unknown. I would surmise that he doesn’t have time for any extracurricular activities while on the clock.

Even delivering every day, it is no longer possible. With around 7 billion people in the world, he would still have to deliver about 20 million gifts per day.

With all this time travel back and forth, would there be a chance of Santa meeting himself? Could that damage the fabric of the Universe?

No, he is a filthy, slave driving product pirate, who showers already rich brats with expensive knockoffs, and poor kids with crappy knockoffs and socks.
Off with his head!

They bring in additional Santas from the multiverse to cope with demand. No time travelling is required.

What do poems have to do with Christmas? The multiverse?

Yes.