What would you do, if you were sexually harassed by a horny dolphin?

I would push it off of me. Apply force, as needed…

I would wail.

Nice!

I’d enjoy it. Once in a lifetime experience to be fucked by a dolphin.

Then I’d shoot myself.

If you lived around dolphins, the opportunities would be better than once in a lifetime.

Shoot yourself? Then who would take care of the half dolphin people babies?

I’d come to Fluther & ask how long it would take me to know IF I was indeed having a dolphin pup!!! ; ]

I would find it a female dolphin or a toy for it to NSFW all it wants.

I’d take a selfie with it.

Where do you think mermaids come from?

I would guess @ragingloli since he doesn’t have tentacles, you’d turn him down.

Dolphins need love too….

Kick him in the ‘nads.

We have sta…wait…stop!!!

“Stop…don’t…stop…don’t…stop…”

I guess we’d have a whale of a time!

I would post a question on Fluther asking, “Could I be pregnant?”

I hope the poor horny old guy found a mate.

Depends if it was done on porpoise.
Could have a whale of a time if it unzipped me yelling ”FREE WILLY!!!”

Drown

LOL! True dat @Patty_Melt!

You can’t harass the willing.