What would you say to Trump if by chance you get to spend five minutes alone with him?

“Please leave me alone and don’t try to talk to me.”

Or else “F*** off, jerk.”

I’d say the same thing if he called me on the phone.

Why the need to lie so much?
I mean come on your lying about stuff that you really don’t need to.
Is it an insecurity thing or what,you’re losing a lot of respect with the constant lies.

“Hey, man, ya gotta extra mil ya can lay on me??”

I’d be polite, sit down and calmly open a discussion along the lines of: “what is your overall vision for America” etc… I’d try to understand what he really thinks and attempt to understand what motivates him, what makes him tick and where he’ll be heading us in the future.

Call me intolerant or simply downright close-minded, at least when it comes to the orange man, but I have absolutely no desire to speak with him at all, I’d rather continue reading my book, in silence.

^^ I will because that’s what it is. You miss your chance to “know your enemy” or at the very least potentially understand what the future may hold. You can act accordingly after the conversation but do have that conversation.

@ARE_You_Kidding_Me perhaps I would feel differently if I lived in the US.

His policies and actions are affecting the whole world.

NO SHIT^^^ Like declaring Canada a National security risk, come on.

“Your fired.”

^^^ I’m going to be following @RedDeerGuy1 around so I can be the laughtrack on the nightly news when he fires Trump!!!

Are we alone? The only conversation is between him and me? I ask, because if someone else was there I might simply be dumbstruck and mostly listen to their conversation.

I don’t have many things on the top of my head to ask him, which I find interesting. If it were Bill Clinton I would have tons to ask him.

So, with Trump, I guess I’d try to get a feel for his real direction. I’d want to know what his ideal America is. I think that says a lot about a person, how they describe their ideal America. He lies a lot, and talk can be cheap, so I don’t know how much it would be worth.

Therein lies the problem…he has NO real direction or he’d be bragging about it!!!

@LadyMarissa I think a lot of Americans who are in a panic think he has a clear direction.

@ARE_you_kidding_me Yes I agree, they are affecting the whole world, but talking with the orange man is like talking with a brick wall, pointless, a waste of time.

I have nothing to say to Trump.

@JLeslie I find panic to be a waste of energy & IF I ever see a clear direction,I might amend my statement!!!

I would ask him what the hell his problem was, then just listen to him blather. I’d like to get a recording of it.

You know, it just occurred to me; he writes great material for Cheech and Chong.

Does your missus spit or swallow?
Can I have a go on her?

So I guess it’s true that the entire secret service quit rather than spend another second near you, LMAO!

BTW, popular-vote-LOOZAH, this elevator can only hold 1,000 pounds, so rather than join you on your gravity-accelerated race to the bottom, I’m getting off now.

What can you teach me about making money in 5 minutes?

@Josie Lol. When I read your comment, immediately what popped into my mind was butter them up and bluff.

@josie That’s easy just declare bankruptcy get out of paying all your bills, and workers,then buy the project back for pennies on the dollar.

Many businesses file for bankruptcy in December of any given year & then open up under a new name on the first of January the following year. I worked for one company who had a customer who had gotten so good at it that he could actually run the old business through the close of business on the last day of the year & then open the new business the very next day which was on the first day of January the following year. He would have his letterhead & business cards printed up & ready to go by Dec 15. This became an annual event. He even kept his old staff.

Yeah ya get rich by not paying your bills or taxes, the wealthy have it figured out, to bad that option isn’t there for the working class.
And if taxes become to big a burden you lobby the government for tax cuts.
The working class will pick up the slack.

Do you have to pay back the companies who supply the “crowds” at your rallies. I heard they get fired if they don’t show up.