Did the bartender NSFW in my shot glass? (NSFW)

Well, you did ask for a shot. Lol.

Probably nothing was wrong with it. BUT, nobody should take chances with food or beverage they feel suspicious of.

It’s so unlikely. How could he take the time to leave the bar and jerk off in a glass? I think you’re clutching at straws here – or maybe you should have!

@janbb @Patty_Melt Thanks I feel better. I should have asked this question a long time ago. Still mildly disturbed.

No ones aim is that good when ejaculating.

But I would have refused it, too, if it even looked like it. Some things one just can’t stomach for appearances and psychological reasons.

Its hard enough to even jerk off at work, much less on food or beverages.

Great question, btw. We needed this after today,

What’s wrong with drinking semen? Lol

@mazingerz88 STD’s.

^^ Ah yes. You’re right. I hope those pro adult performers get check-ups all the time.

What did your dad say it tasted like. Semen has a pretty distinctive aroma. It sounds like way way too high-risk a prank…

@Zaku We never discussed it.

What kind of shot did you order? Was it supposed to have anything white or creamy in it? This is a real question.

I have to give you points, @RedDeerGuy1, just for using “NSFW” as a verb. It opens up all sorts of hitherto unsuspected possibilities.

@anniereborn Was supposed to be sweet.

Was it a brain hemorrhage?

Ew!