Would you ever, voluntarily, physically bond and meld with a sapient symbiote, that shares your thoughts, in exchange for physical benefits?

I like my own autonomy, thank you.

Go’auld, no. Tokra, maybe. Trill, yes.

No. The symbiote could not share with me the physical benefits that I’d be looking for.

Depends. I’m not familiar with the examples you listed. If I were sure enough that I had a good enough understanding of the arrangement and it seemed positive, I might.

I’d really like to not enter the Marvel Universe if I can avoid it.

Would you prefer afternoon or evening?

I don’t think so. Being physically melded to black sludge isn’t a turn on for me and would seem physically limiting rather than having physical benefits. When I’m a bit older I may be interested. Send me the brochure.