Can everyone please leave a positive message here?

Rejoice, earthlings, It will all be over soon!

Have a quick and painless bowel movement.

Evil people die.

“We are consumed by the idea that negative emotions aren’t conducive, that we must
suppress darkness, but growth comes from uncomfortability.”

“I can.
I will.
End of story.”

I am the one & only, nobody i’d rather be
I am the one & only, can’t take that away from me…

Except…Chesney fuckin twatface Hawkes…but still.

It snowed here on Halloween in 2012. Tomorrow it will be 80 degrees!

We’ve been having beautiful sunsets.

You are smart!!!
You are beautiful!!!
You can accomplish ANYTHING!!!

@rebbel that first one sounded familiar to me and then I realized I shared it recently, lol.

“We rise by lifting others.”
“One day at a time.”
“You have enough, you do enough, you are enough.”

@ANef_is_Enuf Ah, is that you?!
I’m so bad in remembering social media monikers, especially when they are different on different platforms.
I screenshot most of your mottos!
(And (try to) live by them/take them to heart.)

If you’re still alive, so far you’ve survived every single challenge that life has thrown at you. Keep it up!

@rebbel don’t feel bad, I barely remembered my own. :) I’m glad you like them, though, I do too.

No matter how bad things seem, look around. Someone else will always be more worse off than YOU!

Everyone has won, and all must have prizes.

Recognize that by reading this you have proved several important good things about yourself.:
You are literate.
You have free time.
You are curious and willing to learn.
You have a device capable of accessing and interacting with the internet.
You have electricity.
You are in a safe area and are not worried about your security.

You are indeed fortunate.

I had a 4 year old come up to me and confide in me that she could speak Spanish.
I said, “Really?”
She nodded eagerly.
I said, “How do you say ‘Hi!’ in Spanish?”
She thought for a moment, then, with out a word, raised her arm and started waving enthusiastically. :D :D :D :D

Life is a game. Winning and losing don’t matter. We all end the game the same way. What really counts is how you play the game while you are in it. In my humble opinion, it is those that truly enjoy their days that are the true winners of this game.

Luck is actually a state of mind. The one who is the most lucky because they consciously choose to see the bright side of things and believe that an unseen force is helping them achieve their ultimate goal, even if the way to the goal may look like a misfortune at first.

I found out that with sunglasses that I can read online better. I got a higher mark in a practice test for English.

There are cats : )

Today was Halloween day at the elementary school I subbed at. All the kids were in costumes. I just had on black slacks and a nice pull over. Several asked where my costume was. I said I was wearing it. I said, “In real life I’m a witch. I’m dressed as a substitute teacher today.” :D

@Kardamom I saw the same sign at a chinese restaurant around the corner! just kidding

@seawulf575 Oy vey! : )

I had a particularly difficult class today. It took me longer than normal to bring them under control. A couple hours into it I happened to mention that I used to teach at the jail.
“You taught at a JAIL???”
“Yes.”
“Oh, well that explains…..” but then they all started talking at once and I couldn’t hear the rest and I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT EXPLAINED! Did they think I was a bad ass or something??

This was 3rd grade. I had a reason to ask them what the capital of Kansas is. They were finally to the point where they’d raise their hands and wait instead of just blurting out whatever.
I picked out a girl to tell me and she said, “The capital of Kansas is K. A capital K.” The aid and I just rolled!

@Dutchess_III your classes sound like some of the most entertaining!

ALL children are entertaining, but especially the little ones. ((( ))) I just love them!

Today I taught in a high school, and two of my classes were seniors. I asked if any one voted, and out of the two classes 4 were old enough to vote but only 2 voted. I simply expressed great approval and excitement over the two that did vote and stayed neutral over the ones who didn’t. >_<.