Where is the strangest place you've seen Santa?
In the 70s I saw Santa driving a Pinto through a gas station. I thought that was so wrong.
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Asleep on a $2000 Swedish mattress on a department store sales floor.
In a skip (dumpster) drunk & half asleep, not a department store Santa though, looked like a cheap & nasty fancy dress office party dickhead to me.
Aw man. I think of this every Christmas season.
I saw it years ago, on a caught on TV style show.
It was a sporting event. A decent sized stadium. They had a skydiving Santa coming in, as a half time show or something. All eyes were on Santa. He came flying down, with his bright parachute. He slammed into a part of the upper decks, before falling a long distance to the field floor. I assume he was instantly killed…
All in front of thousands of people, and children. I remember thinking that a parent could easily say “no gifts this year kids.”
The skydiver’s insurance contract must have had an “Accidental Death or Dismemberment Claus”...
A Santa in a jacked up, like 8 inch lift, Ford F-250 with the license plate “O Santa”.
My dinner table. For years during my childhood, my dad played Santa at shopping centers and events as community charity service with the Jaycees.
If you have a SantaCon event in your city you have seen many santas in the same place in public – not a strange place but a strange sight indeed. Often they are all quite drunk as well, making it weirder.
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