What are some lyrics you got all wrong for years?

(The first 2 lines are from the internet, the second 2 lines are what I always heard, even though I knew it didn’t make any sense….)

♪On a dark desert highway
Cool whip in my hair
A parapalegic
Rising up through the air…♫

And, of course, “Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night….” I know, I know. No need to correct me on it.

You don’t even want to hear me sing “Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress”!