If you really had to fight with a weapon, what would be your weapon of choice?

Commas at twenty paces.

A Thompson .45 cal. machine gun.

Martial arts. I took Krav Maga lessons for a few years.

I haven’t been in a real fight since fifth grade, and probably will never be in another. Nobody looks at me and thinks “fighter” or “tough guy” or “athlete”.

But I’m not afraid of punching or being punched. I don’t run out of ammo. Nobody can take my weapon and use it against me.

An attack dog. Worked for me in the past.

Scathing “Yo’ Mama” jokes.

Withering put downs to make you weep bitter tears of despair.

If I had to fight ground troops, my first choice would be an A-10

But assuming you mean something else, hands and feet.

I’m pretty good with gas.