(NSFW) Would you try Eggs Over Sleazy?

No. I have no interest in porn, in general, and don’t want to see it in any place of business.

To each his own, in their own homes.

Well said, @Kardamom. And I agree.

No thank you, I like my eggs over hard.

I guess this venture is in the embryonic stages & the yolk is on them.

I don’t get it. Wouldn’t people be embarrassed to walk in there?
Would there be cameras watching the clientele?
It seem like someone thought of the name before thinking through the concept.

I wouldn’t bet the farm on this venture.

Edit. I just looked it up and see he has been in business for over 40 years!
“Bennett’s…opened July 7, 1977, or 7/7/77, as Bennett likes to point out. The “porn in the morn” tradition started a few years later.”

“We have all breeds come in here. Lawyers, doctors, cops. Working people. Bachelorette parties. We’re just having fun,” Bennett says. “If you want to watch educational tapes, you watch them. If you don’t, you don’t. The appeal here is our breakfast. Our food is delicious.”

I’m still not buying a franchise.

Uh, no.

“Would you like cream with that?”

They should squirt your face with warm egg wash, everytime someone cums onscreen.
And they should have motorised dildo chairs, synchronised to the porn.
Squirting dildos, of course,that fill you up with a litre of goo upon climax.

I have been to plenty of restaurants (diners, sports-themed restaurants, family restaurants), where there are TVs hanging from the ceiling. The sports restaurants football or basketball or whatever playing. I have been to some diners where the weather channel is always on, and other diners where Fox News is showing.

If it were a choice between a restaurant showing Fox News versus a restaurant showing porn, I would choose porn 200% of the time. At least the participants are seeming to enjoy themselves.

But the real point, I think, is that a steady diet of porn ultimately gets boring. People turn away from the TVs because it’s the same thing repeated. So there’s some initial excitement factor, but then… same old same old..

May have done ok in the 70’s

I hate runny eggs, I prefer actual sex, in private.

I may not try it since the last thing I want is someone demanding that I open the restroom door after being there for….I don’t know…20 minutes?

But I most certainly applaud the business idea. Just love it! This is nothing but making America great again!

Ha ha, I can see a group of my friends going for sure! Thats too weird to pass up. Ot was a great time and photo op at Uranus Fudge Factory.

In the next city we have a lady in a media war with a strip club happening, its hilarious. Their billboard said ‘your wife doesnt mind’...she complained, now it says ‘Mrs L got mad’ etc… war.

The name reminds me of the hold chain of automats in New York City

Horn and Hardart

except we always called it Horny and Hard-arts

for you young-uns—look up what a automat is. An idea from days gone by

@elbandit Huh, thats cool! I saw one room at a city govt office before. Hospitals used to have some, too.

Great name. Not sure about the concept however.

I prefer eggs benedict.
But I wouldn’t trust their hollandaise.

You guys are cracking me up this morning.

Who ordered the kumquat?

I like the yolk to be runny.

I suspect the restrooms there have double purpose. There’s nothing that will prevent the customers from putting what they’ve seen in to practice. I don’t know if I would go there as this is something new to me, however, if my friends ask me to go there I’ll definitely do it. That way, I won’t be embarrassed myself and can use the excuse that I come because my friends ask me to.

It’s not my cup of tea.