If you were a shark or a whale with your human intelligence, how would you live your life in the open sea?

I would mate, eat, and sleep all the time.

I’m afraid of open waters, so there’s that.
Think I would beach myself….

I would choose to be an atheletic whale species and put on an unforgettably unique show in front of human. Once the headline hit the rich people in entertainment business they would want keep me in their captivity (I would let them know mine needs to be 10 stars aquatic penthouse worthy of my incredibly, one-of-a-kind intelligent performance).

Hunt humans for sport.

I’d be constantly afraid of being eaten by something higher up the food chain. Probably doe of stress…

I’d get bored fast

Intelligence without opposable thumbs is a recipe for insanity.

I’d be treasure hunting, stash it in a cave or something and lead my favorite philanthropist there. And exploring the vents and deep places.

Eat whichever fucker came up with the baby shark song.

nooooooooooooooooooooooo