If you could change just one thing about your pets, what would it be?

I would have them live longer—much longer.

I would change our Border Collie Buddy’s markings from black & white to that of my football team’s colours, namely blue & yellow.

Have them live much longer while being healthy as well.

Prince would not have died and Frodo would not have been a biter.

Our cat wouldn’t be having so many hair balls.

Tiger fur would be cool.
He just needs the black stripes.

They would stop having to go out to urinate and defecate.

I’d like to have a dog who doesn’t need to be walked during rain, snow, sleet, or otherwise miserable weather.

I thoroughly enjoy my walks with Sadie during nice, or at least decent, times. But, man, this recent, arctic blast… I bundled Sadie in two warm coats, one on top of the other, yet neither of us was happy about being outside.

That Dakota didn’t shed like she did.

NEVER teach him to shake!

I’d like a dog that respected my sleep time.

That she would choose tiles or wood to go #2 instead of always using a rug.

I would like for them to have the ability to talk. When they start yelling at every noise they hear I could possibly reason with them to get them to stop.

I’d get my octopus back on a winning betting streak.