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Why would a billionaire like Robert Kraft go to a storefront massage parlor to find prostitutes?

Asked by elbanditoroso (33577points) February 22nd, 2019

With his money, why not go to a classier place or bring in call girls?

How could someone with his business acumen patronize such a low class joint?

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zenvelo's avatar

The “degradation” of going to low level prostitutes is part of the thrill.

Darth_Algar's avatar

*que jokes about deflated balls *

Who knows. Maybe he wanted to “slum it”.

gorillapaws's avatar

He may have been thinking it’s more anonymous (ironically). As a billionaire, he may be concerned about surveillance of his digital communication and the risks of producing logs and records of his activities, whereas walking into a parlor with cash and a fake name might give him a greater sense of privacy.

ragingloli's avatar

Maybe cheap prostitutes are less fussy about his rancid “Kraft cheese” on his dick.

elbanditoroso's avatar

@ragingloli your facts are wrong. He is the heir to the Kraft paper (cartons, boxes, packaging) fortune, not the Kraft Foods fortune.

ragingloli's avatar

I do not care. I am still rolling with that.

Inspired_2write's avatar

I agree with what @gorillapaws stated but add to that statement…
What an idiot, the billionaire probably ended up with more than he bargained for in terms of diseases! Showing his bad choice makes one wonder what else that billionaire’s decisions got him into?

rebbel's avatar

Being a billionaire does not a classy man make.

stanleybmanly's avatar

It might well be the comfort derived from petronizing the people and places which sustained you on the way up. There was a greasy spoon shack of a diner directly across the street from what is now the Cal train station—Lena’s. Does anyone here familiar with San Francisco know or remember it?

Dutchess_III's avatar

I wondered that too…why would he even have to go to a prostitute at all? Money speaks louder than anything to many women.

cookieman's avatar

Hey may have been scouting for a tight end or wide receiver.

kritiper's avatar

Because he likes to get down and dirty!

mazingerz88's avatar

Willing to bet a billion dollars it’s a combination of thinking he won’t be recognized and it just turns him on being in that sort of place.

And seriously, a Nixon is a Nixon is a Nixon.

citizenearth's avatar

Different kind of experience makes it more fun and enjoyable.

Patty_Melt's avatar

Maybe he was only there to visit a sick relative.

jca2's avatar

Probably more anonymous handing cash in a whore house rather than dealing with an agency where they have more of your information. That and the sleaze factor may be appealing to him.

LadyMarissa's avatar

What makes you think a storefront prostitute does any less than the high dollar spread??? Why would a wise man pay $4K/hr when they can get the same service for $4K/week??? Have you never watched Pretty Woman???

Dutchess_III's avatar

Why would a wise man go to a prostitute at all?

Darth_Algar's avatar

@Dutchess_III

Because they want sex without any pretense of a relationship or commitment?

jca2's avatar

Or because they want a sex act that their spouse or significant other won’t provide or that they’re too embarrassed to ask for.

Patty_Melt's avatar

A pricey hooker is more likely to have regular medical checks.

LadyMarissa's avatar

I have a friend who will only deal with prostitutes. He says he pays an agreed on price, they do whatever it is that he needs at the time, & he doesn’t have to worry about them going to the wife to report an affair in order to get back at him for something that they perceive that he has promised them. He says that in the long run, prostitutes are the MUCH cheaper option & they simply go away!!!

I tell him that he shouldn’t be cheating on his wife with any woman. He tells me to mind my own business!!!

kritiper's avatar

If these ladies of questionable repute are in one place, they would be easier to find than, maybe, some call girl. You know, “Drop ins welcome.”

citizenearth's avatar

Simply because he can. It it that simple.

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