I recently bought a _____ for _____ $£€ and I am ashamed to say it was a huge mistake, because...?

Faster internet connection. For $120 a month on a three year plan . and was not very much faster.

Ummmm….I’m pretty cautious and frugal.
Let me get back to you on that.

fallout76 for 60€, and it is a buggy, broke, misdesigned mess.
Fuck you, Todd.

I recently bought a Boeing 737 Max8 for $130 million and it was a huge mistake because I can’t fly the damn thing,

I recently bought a Boeing 737 Max8 for $140 million (including the ‘safety package’) and it was a huge mistake because I can’t fly the damn thing; it’s grounded.

Stilllll thinking.

When I worked at Boeing Computer Services I ended up fielding a phone call from some guy wanting to buy one of our passenger jets. A 727 or something. I thought it was a prank call, but I forwarded it on up.
It was not a prank call. Hell. It was probably Donald Trump.

OK, when McDonalds came out with their Big Mac Junior, I bought one. It was $2.50, and it was just two beef patties with the lettuce and special sauce. Hell, you can buy a double cheeseburger for a buck and just have them add the rest at no charge, so that was a rip off. It’s no longer on the menu.