If you were to create your own Country Music song title, what would it be?

My Heart Feels Run Over (Like Your Cat)

1. Neither of yours are original, although I’m sure you already knew that.
2. Just for my own personal knowledge, are you a fan of Country Music, are you making fun of it, or both (like me)?

I Like Your Mullet Permed.

Drop Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goal Posts of Life)

How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Ever Leave?

@baseballnut: Those are fine, but I am requesting song titles that you create yourself, rather than existing song titles.

Got any that you can make up on your own?

August 25, 2008, 4:25 AM EDT

@trumi: BOTH are original and were thunk up on my own, over 10 years ago.

August 25, 2008, 4:27 AM EDT

My baby’s daddy’s daddy ran off with my momma.

Hey guys! Jack made up this T-Shirt and he wrote this book! He also wrote most of the “best and worst country songs” lists on the internet!

Congrats Jack!

The BOOK by Alison James was published in 2004. I can PROVE (if I was offered enough money) that I came up with the song title, “I REALLY MISS YA BABY, BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING” in the 1990s, because it was credited to me (under my real name) in a national magazine, as part of a song title contest in which I participated.

The T-shirt is indeed “coincidence,” because I’ve been using that expression since the 1970s, and I doubt that the T-shirt has been around for 30 years.

But, it is still coincidence, just the same.

Thanks for showing those, trumi. I didn’t know about about either of them existing.

August 25, 2008, 11:34 AM EDT

“A little JACK and my Adams apple is happy…”®

“My motor home fall off it’s JACK. ADAMS apple is broken.”©

[sigh]

August 25, 2008, 8:58 PM EDT

what about…
YOU CAN’T GO AWAY BUT YOU CAN’T STAY???

probobly really bad.. but that’s ok!! : )