Has anyone ever tried to get out of a speeding ticket, by whispering "Hail Hydra" into the copper's ear?

Don’t need to. They can’t catch me. My car is a converted quinjet.

You’d get an extra ticket for practicing meme without a license….

If I was a cop and you whispered that into my ear, I’d think you were trying to make a pass at me. And then I’d write you up for another ticket!

So you would not be offended by the implicit accusation and assumption that you are part of a secret nazi organisation?

No, I haven’t, because I’m not an idiot.

You know how to drive? I mean non screen earthbound land vehicles? Do you recommend such a tactic?

Well, mummy has friends in high places (MI5) & that helps to…ahem, grease the wheels.

Before we were married, my wife and I were parked off road in a local park, late at night, having sex.
Just after we finished, a ranger pulled up behind my car. I jumped back into the drivers seat (damned stickshift!), And tried to quickly put on my pants (sweat pants). Somehow I got both legs into one leg of the pants when the cop knocked on my window.
I rolled down the window, and the only thing I could think to say was “how fast was I going, officer?”
That is the closest I’ve come to being mouthy with a cop. Saying Hail Hydra is just asking for trouble.

What was his reaction to your predicament @filmfann? I’m laughing my butt off just thinking about it! :D :D :D

He just said “I’ll be back in 5 minutes. Don’t be here!”