What original question do you want to ask an astronaut? ( maybe NSFW )

(1) Why didn’t you go to the sun instead? You could have landed at night and not gotten burnt up.

(2) Is the earth flat or round?

(3) Are there aliens on the moon?

Update: I just saw a video on clipping hair and nails in space. They just use a vaccum attached to clippers.

Were you really that clam or were you silently screaming inside?

How do the guys masturbate? They must HAVE to, after a while….

Do you talk politics? Do you have a water cooler? Are you there yet? Can you keep an aquarium with a resealable lid and space suits for the goldfish? Are you there yet?

I believe they choose a space and hang a sock on the hatch, @MrGrimm888. Maybe a circle jerk?

My question, do astronauts get to make any food choices, or do they get whatever gets chosen for them?

Yuck. A circle jerk, was not what I envisioned. Limp biscuit, on a space craft, or any craft, is disgusting.

But we men, have to “drain the poison.”

They have to do it somewhere. I’m sure it’s awkward.

^^In Space No One Can Hear You Squirm.

^Lol. There might be sperm everywhere.

Oh gawd

Surely they would eject it into space.
Scene: Alien transport.
Alien: what’s that all over the window?
Alien at the controls: Human ejaculent, again. Why don’t they put wipers on these windows?

They must shoot it out of the windows. ?.?.... You can’t just keep it in.

I heard the recording of the astronauts walking on the Moon. How could you do that without screaming “Holy F…!!!! We’re on the freaking Moon!!!!” ?

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