How would you punish yourself if you accidentally placed your cellphone on top of a stove and lit it up a few seconds later?

Was it an accident,or did ya do it on purpose?
Guess I would have to clean any mess it would have made before Mrs Squeeky saw it and freaked, then go get a new cellphone.
The closest thing I ever came regarding the cell phone I forgot it in my shirt pocket and accidentally threw it in the laundry hamper,and couldn’t remember where I left it called it and found it ringing away in the hamper luckily no one was doing wash yet.

I would fine myself the cost of a new cellphone.

A friend of mine dropped it in the toilet.