Will frequent consumption of alphabet soup quickly expand your vocabulary?

I m arafid no

You have empirical proof or did you arrive at this intuitively?

The ladder

The ladder of empirical reasoning?

Depends how many bowels & incontinence there are in cock-a-leaky.

Or dicktionary? No end to the piggy creativity possible with your take on the Queen’s English.

The trick is to go to Greece, but some Greek alphabet soup, and see if you can read Homer in the original.

Or maybe buy some Arabic alphabet soup and see if how well you can bee understood at the mosque.

I say, how positively beastly of you old bean.

No, Martha, it will not. Sorry pooch…

Another dream dashed on the acquisition of an affordable education. Must poverty perpetually dictate ignorance. How did and from whom did Trump purchase his?

It might improve yours.

You should talk! Another idiom probably beyond you. Look it up.