What do you think would be a good cult to join?

~The divine church of self worship. Or the church of the trendy cheap foodie. Or Wizards of the sword coast.

The Republican cult, they have no problem using poor people for their self gain,when done they again have no problem throwing them under the bus.

The Church of Starry Wisdom.

You could make a new christian cult.
Become a new prophet, and invalidate all the other abrahamic religions. With modern technology you could also fake some miracles.
Piss off Jews, Catholics, Protestants, Orthodox, Jehova’s Witnesses, Mormons and Muslims all at the same time.

The vampire cult, obviously. Ha!

Pastafarianism always like baked spaghetti extra meatballs! j.k.

@Tropical_Willie How do Pastafarian’s view Chef Boyardee? Sinner or saint?

The Urantia Cult is interesting.

@RedDeerGuy1 SAINT !

Pastafarians don’t get their name from what they eat, but from their belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster

They seem to be similar to the Satanic Temple

Heaven’s Gate.

Mine.

If you surrender all of your worldly goods to me you will go to heaven.

@kritiper Heavens Gate members has a requirement to be castrated. Would you agree to that?

@tinyfaery How far into your heaven can I get for nine bags of granola, some black eyed peas and $50? Trump Trump grumble.

@RedDeer Black eyed PEAS, buddy. :) Sound like a Yankee saying that lol

@KNOWITALL Lol. I changed it. Is it better? How far into your heaven can I get for nine appetite sating filing bags of granola that sticks to your ribs, some black eyed peas and $49.99? Trump Trump grumble. Government took my job!

Is there some sort of chocolate cult? You eat chocolate and you get into heaven?

I’ve been craving chocolate for two days now.

@JLeslie Costco has lots of chocolate. Could you worship them? Could you worship Ben and Jerry?

@RedDeerGuy1 I’m not the one asking about cults.

@kritiper I don’t understand? I am sorry. I am just having fun. I am really not interested in joining or founding a cult at this time. My main interests are in food and Fluther these days.

@RedDeer thats not something I joke about.

Good job on peas. I wish I could make you a good batch with ham and spices, with some cheesy jalepeno and corn, cornbread. You’d like it I bet!

@KNOWITALL Thanks. I joke around sometimes for shits and giggles. I will try the peas again this month with ham.

@RedDeer All good.

Make sure to drain the water off, after the beans are tender, then add more fresh water. That’ll improve the taste a lot.

@KNOWITALL Will do. Thanks.

The Costco cult? It’s a nice alliteration. I don’t shop there usually. I used to be a part of the Coca-cola cult. My mom is part of the Hershey’s cult.

Mmm…how marvelous, a Vampire cult.

@UnholyThirst88 I assume you’d worship the blood? I have so many books in my mind with different origins and story lines, I’m curious about what your thoughts are on that.

I’d be delighted to bit….I mean talk with you. Message me sweets.

Two Vampire cults I was involved with in the late 1990s were the Order of the Vampire, which is part of the Temple of Set— and the Temple of the Vampire, which has Vampirism as the next step in human evolution. All Vampire cults tend to deal with the dark side of the human soul, the most sensitive aspects of the human condition.

It can get TOO dark, however, when you start to see the world as a much darker place than what humanity normally perceives. I began to see goodness as just an illusion because we cannot cope with how dark things actually are.