Ladies, what are some of your embarrassing goof's that you find humor in?

We all make mistakes, sometimes we can hide them, sometimes not. Please feel free to share a few of your secret goof-up’s with the rest of us.

Mine: I joke about being ASE certified, which I am not, because I’ve always loved engines and all the parts, but never had the chance to really learn about it. So I changed my oil one time, and the only thing I forgot was to pull the drain plug before changing the filter. Obviously oil just poured all over me, so I had to clean the drive and throw away all the evidence.

This morning I was a little distracted by my thoughts, so I pulled in to get gas and didn’t pay attention. Ended up by a van load of MoDot employees and short time prisoners, and I had parked on the wrong side of the pump. So since I’d already paid, I had to stretch the cord to reach the other side of the car, in front of all these laughing guys. It worked but I was so embarrassed.

Any stories you’d like to share to make me feel less ignorant?