Social Question

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Should white pants on rock stars be outlawed?

Asked by lucillelucillelucille (34325points) September 26th, 2019

This is not a homework question.

Observing members: 0 Composing members: 0

42 Answers

rebbel's avatar

They should be outlawed period.

LadyMarissa's avatar

Personally, I think it should be illegal for ANYONE to wear white pants, shorts, swimsuits, etc!!! I don’t buy anything white because I can never trust it!!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@rebbel- I can’t argue with that.Frank Zappa could but I can’t.
@LadyMarissa -Trust it to not look great? lol

Zaku's avatar

Fred pulled it off well. Oh, you probably mean literal rock stars.

Maybe blame Elvis.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

White shoes too! Now there’s a look! He was so elegant though. I don’t find him offensive.

Zaku's avatar

Yeah Fred was wonderful. But you did say rock star.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I did. He had rock star like fame though…and a white belt!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I forgot Elvis.
The sparkly jumpsuits were both appalling & memorable.
Turns out that I CAN help falling in love.

KNOWITALL's avatar

Don’t they wear white pants to showcase their magnificent man parts?
Sure hate to take that away from them, or at least some of them….lol

Zaku's avatar

Other white pant champions I recall include the Osmonds, the Bee Gees, John Travolta, Evil Knievel, and ABBA.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@KNOWITALL – Perhaps they just want to show people that they can eat a bowl of chili while 4 wheeling their way over to the concert hall? Yes, that’s it.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Zaku – Gregg Rolie. I’ve heard he used to wear them XD

KNOWITALL's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille For your amusement, please see the list below. NSFW

Here are some techniques to show off a bulge.
wear underwear that supports and pushes up
wear padded briefs specially made for bicycling
**wear light, thin and tight trousers**
pack your penis and testicles to one side
wear a cockring
roll down your briefs and wear them under your balls (optional)
re-arrange when the bulge dissapears
grab your balls in public to optimize the arrangement and visual (very common in Spain and Arab countries)
Advanced tip: pump your cock and balls with a 2-stage vacuum pump acrylic cylinder (will be explained in a separate Quora question/answer)
DON’T put tennis socks in your pants

https://www.quora.com/What-are-good-ways-for-men-to-show-off-a-bulge-in-public

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Quora had this Q?
XD

rebbel's avatar

“DON’T put tennis socks in your pants”
Or tennis bálls, for that matter.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Confident people only wear the net!

KNOWITALL's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Who doesn’t want a guy that grabs their junk in public? I know that’s a must for my men….lol

Maybe we should start doing that with our breasts. Both hands and just shake them in their face. They’d probably love it though, pervs. :)

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

That’s why I don’t shake hands.lol

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@chyna -I forgot about that! :)

ucme's avatar

Wear white, see shite.
Remember this…always.
Think it was Socrates who said that, or was it the old guru in Karate Kid?

KNOWITALL's avatar

@ucme You probably have some white pants, dontcha? lol, nice classy English gentlemen always have some white pants!

ucme's avatar

@KNOWITALL Haha, bless all ten of your tiny toes m’dear but the only time I wore white pantaloons was on the golf course & that was for a dare :D

Darth_Algar's avatar

@ucme

It was the Buddha who said that.

ucme's avatar

Well that’s what happens when you’re fat, bald & orange…little else to do but chat shit.

Darth_Algar's avatar

Actually that’s Hotei, a Chinese monk often confused by Westerners with the Buddha.

ucme's avatar

I can’t believe it’s not Buddha!

KNOWITALL's avatar

@ucme Who’s belly have we been rubbing?

@Darth How do we know which is which smarty pants?

Darth_Algar's avatar

@KNOWITALL

Well for starters the Buddha is never depicted as a fat man. Or a bald one.

ucme's avatar

Must have been thinking of Trump, fat bald orange & his followers think the sun shines out of his arse.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@ucme-Based on how well my business is doing, it does. ;)

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@KNOWITALL -That was before he started working out.

Darth_Algar's avatar

@KNOWITALL

Yes, that is, as I said, Hotei, not the Buddha. There are many Buddhas depicted in Buddhist mythology, but Hotei is not among them. The closest he gets is that some folks thought him to have been a previous life of the future Maitreya, the Buddha of the next age. But Hotei himself is not counted among the Buddhas. And generally, when people refer to the Buddha they are referring to the Buddha of this age, Shakyamuni Buddha (prince Siddhartha). Don’t argue with someone more knowledgeable than you in such matters. And don’t look to fucking Home Depot for information about Buddhism and Buddhist culture.

Response moderated (Personal Attack)
Response moderated (Personal Attack)
ucme's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille The man is a legend & radiant solar energy beams forth from his mammoth anus.

Response moderated
Response moderated
Response moderated
Response moderated
Response moderated

Answer this question

Login

or

Join

to answer.
Your answer will be saved while you login or join.

Have a question? Ask Fluther!

What do you know more about?
or
Knowledge Networking @ Fluther