[NSFW] Would you take this deal?

No, WTF is wrong with you.

@ARE_you_kidding_me
Nothing at all.

No, I don’t need money that bad. My mom died years ago. I worry about you

I swear we had a male patient in our hospital and his mom licked him clean. She told the nurse he liked her to clean him like that. No I would not take this deal.

If I were a kitten I would, for one billion grams of tuna.

Ex-Step mom count??

Na, still not doing it.

How many days exactly? Mom’s asking.

The rest of your life.

My mom is 95, one bath would take her the rest of my life. But for $10 I would agree to be licked clean by puppies.

@ARE you kidding me poses a reasonable question

Rest of my life! We. Are. Out.

The old girl is rolling in her grave!

Can I transfer the money to others and then kill myself before any hygiene takes place? Otherwise, no.

Hell NO…loli, you just reached a new ALL TIME low!!!

I have not occupied the same room with mom in at least twenty five years. So, hell no.

Besides, at current exchange rates, that would translate to like seventeen bucks Amercan. ~

@Patty_Melt One Euro is currently worth $1.09.

@Lady, you haven’t been around long enough to know about spanking unicorns and tentacle sex.
Know this, when Loli posts a link, proceed with caution.

I usually do, but got caught off guard with this one!!!

Well my mom’s a pile of ash sitting inside a box, so…

My mom is 6 feet under, but if she was still alive, NO.

Calm down @LadyMarissa…..

Negative.

Nope, that sounds disgusting on so many levels.

Mother-in-law? If mum can’t for some reason can mum-in-law step in to help out?????

Mind your own business.