(NSFW) Which would you choose, great food and bad sex or great sex and bad food?

Great sex but he’d have to wear a chicken suit.

I’ve had bad food and it was truly bad.
I’ve had bad sex, but it wasn’t THAT bad

I refuse to live in a world where one must choose. ;)

I really need to lose weight so I choose great sex and bad food.

What I would assume to be an effective diet but may not be a totally satisfying one.

Great sex and skip dinner.

Great food without the sex.

Can I combine the two and call it mediocre?

Great food and no sex.
Can it be “no sex” instead of bad sex? Either way, I’ll take the great food.

A great food orgy.
Read it how you want it.

I do believe I’d choose great sex and bad food. Even bad food can keep you from being hungry where bad sex makes me down right mean

Great sex. “Fuck” food….

I’ll eat whatever is on my plate. Good sex is hard to come by and I wonder if I have ever truly experienced good sex. I have had plenty of good food.

I guess I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I’m really picky and I might accidentally starve to death. Still, I’m going with sex.