I think I just pooped my pants waiting for the metro train, any tips on how to get home without embarrassing myself to others?

Stuff your underwear with paper towels and toilet paper. I crap myself all the time, You will be fine. When you get home rinse your underwear and anything covered in moisture or poo in the bathroom sink and toss in washing machine with double the powder or tide or whatever laundry soap that you have.

Ow. That’s awkward. I’ve had similar problems. I assume by this time you’re already on the train, and/or there was no restroom nearby to try to make amends.

In the future, could you afford to bring adult underwear along and change into it before you leave for the station? It wouldn’t do anything to hide the smell, but it might help.

Laundering with extra soap won’t.help much, but rinsing extra well before laundering will help.

If you are wearing a jacket or long sleeved shirt, you can tie the sleeves around your waist.
If there is a spot this should cover it.

EDIT to add: No getting around the feeling of embarrassment, even when it turns out to be a false alarm.
Sorry you were stuck with the problem.

Thanks jellies. Using my backpack to cover my butt. Left the train and waiting for the bus. Hope it’s not crowded. lol

Btw, wasn’t even thinking about what to do post-pant pooping so extra thanks for the laundry tips!

First time this happened. Just relieved it’s not enough to drip down to sock level. Still…it’s a freakin yikes and yuck moment!

This is a crap question :D

Aw, poop!

@mazinger New medications or are you sick? That sucks.

Have fun with it! Introduce yourself.I Ask someone out and get a reaction!

(Unfortunately, when one craps in their pants they have to sit in it. But the good thing is, the smell is minimized when sitting but will be appalling to those behind you when you get up.)

@KNOWITALL Just the wrong combination of a certain iced coffee drink followed by a kabob dinner. First time it happened to me which really caught me by surprise. Unfortunately there are no public restrooms in the Metro and no guarantees in asking station managers to use their toilet.

Thanks, @mazingerz88 I’ll try it and see if it works for me,

It works!