What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done and the smartest thing you’ve done?

When I was a toddler I damaged a museum piece. The smartest thing that I did was to call out to my dad in the back yard when the bully was chasing me. My dad wasn’t home and the ruse worked. The bully left me alone.

Did you have to pay for the damage

@josie My dad never told me what m happened afterwards.

Why didn’t you ask him

@josie Never thought about it till now. Maybe I will ask on Christmas.

Why not tonight

I stuck a bobby pin in the electrical outlet right after my mom told me never to do it. I was 35.
Actually I was around 5.
The smartest was getting rid of a toxic person from my life.
Yes they cancelled each other out as his name was Bobby.I could barely get that last sentence out lol

@josie I called my mom right now. She said It was a common thing that toddlers did, and I didn’t permanently damage the meteorite and the potted plant was replaceable. The museum did not fine my mom or ban me.

Good to know

I caught my pecker in my zipper.
I didn’t get an erection when teacher helped me out.

Start smoking.
Quit smoking.
Only lasted around 27 years.

I have to say I’m quite curious about a scenario involving @RedToddler1, a meteorite and a potted plant in a museum!

@raum- Me too! If a meteor breaks after a child drops it from 1,5 feet, doesn’t this call into question it’s authenticity? Lol!

Huh. I wonder?

How much force is needed to break a meteorite? Besides impact while traveling at thousands of miles per hour?

@raum I could not find a washroom in time, and I filled one of the holes in the meteorite. I crapped in the potted plant.

Oh my goodness!
And your dad was with you?
Which museum was this?

@raum Royal Alberta mueseum in Edmonton. In the 80’s. I ditched my dad in the museum to find a washroom.

@raum-Exactly!
@RedDeerGuy1 -When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!