Based on the life you live right now, what award could you win?

Which one do they give to couch potatoes?

Gastropod of the Decade.

Olympic Gold in the 1k Do Not Walk.

Academy Award for Best Non-Producer.

Nobel Peace Prize for Going To, Being and Nothingness.

Academy award – best director.

The only way I could hope for an Olympic medal would be if they made endurance sitting an event.

Peace prize? I’m too short tempered for that.

Due to my limited capacity, I must hire people for odd jobs sometimes. It takes some directing skill to orchestrate a best performance and optimum results.

A Michelin Star: for attempt at best boiled egg.
Nobel Peas Price: ca €1,59

I think I might be up for a Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award.

Sarcastic Lovable Rogue Award
Multiple champion already, would be cool to win one more time…old times sake.

Patience and perseverance awards. I am the master.

The “Queen of All She Surveys” party platter.

Champion recipient of sustained undeserved good fortune