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How do Santa's elves reproduce?

Asked by elbanditoroso (33577points) November 10th, 2019

Obviously not by laying eggs.

If they have 9-month gestation periods, like humans, does that mean that there’s a lot of post-Christmas sex and a harvest of October elf babies?

Are elves entitled to Family Leave?

Are there elf hospitals? Do elves live in dormitories or private housing? Does Santa provide elf-health coverage?

None of the Christmas movies mention any of these points.

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ucme's avatar

They sit on a yule log & piff paff puff…they’re up the duff!

chyna's avatar

Santa makes new elves. No sex involved.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

By not using a stocking for protection.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

When D&D elves grow old they go north and become Santa’s elves.

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