What is your shower thought for today?

“Will the high temperature of the water still make the skin of my head itchy afterwards, if I put on a shower cap?”
In other words, is it only the temperature, or the wetness and the temperature combined that are at fault? ”

I just had a thought about installing an early warning system for such an event (unwanted guests)
It would detect a mother in law, for example, within a 10 mile radius of one’s home, thus allowing an easy escape.
If one wants to stay home, just switch on the electrified field around one’s home.
Ta-da!

If this were a prison & I dropped the soap would I be singing soprano by suppertime?

Holding down the power button to shut off your computer, is like smothering your grandmother with a pillow.

If @ucme‘s staff are going to receive a Christmas bonus this year or not.

We should have the equivalent of wakes (like before a funeral) for victims of sexual violence. Family comes in from out of town, tells stories, laughs and cries. Neighbors and friends bring food.

With the coming environmental fail, we have to choose between immediate death and starvation.

Why don’t street people help from welfare?

“I’m incapable of using the virtual keyboards on cellphones. Will we ever return to actual buttons?”

“Will I manage to not get shampoo in my eyes today?”

When you wish apon a star, is really doesn’t make any difference who you are.

Last night, in the shower, I was thinking how convenient it would be to have a tiled kitchen floor with a drain in the middle.

Without laws, there would be no crime.

Are laws required to define criminals?

Does Loli actually know what it is like to smother grandma with a pillow?

Will yellow ever get his wish?

If @ucme doesn’t give the help Christmas bonuses, will they firmly stick his soap to the shower floor?

@Cupcake, they have that in some southern counties. While the women commiserate, the men take up arms and go find the guilty party.

If pressing your tongue to the roof of your mouth can alleviate breathing problems. And tongue posture can lead to articulation disorders. Could breathing problems be at the root of some articulation disorders?

I’m certain that ucme’s staff habitually takes turns spitting in his food and laundering his pajamas in staff urine. “Guilty party” is a Southern euphemism for “black man”.

It is talk like that which perpetuates such thoughts. While it was true for most, things do change.

True in part. But black folks remain understandably suspicious concerning the eradication of such “traditions”.

I see no reason it should have been brought up here.

I wonder how I lose hair in every shower and still have so much.
Ya’ll thinking existential, I’m thinking hair, funny.

“Ew! When did I grow that?”

@ucme Omg!

Coworkers at my Job have been complete jerks! So I imagine how many people I’d like to turn into chum, and still I smile. :)

I thought of the need to clone myself to get more chores done and then I realized I would need a small army of me to make a dent in it all. Then I drifted into thinking how much each of my clones would cost and would I have to feed them?

@Patty Melt I don’t bring it up to cause trouble. I assure you that when you ascribe any scene of men seeking justice while women commiserate to a black person of Southern origin, there is only one inference in the head of that black listener.

What if there is a maximum age to prevent stack overflows?
Imagine you are 256 years old, and as soon as you have your next birth day, you immediately turn back into a baby.

Sometimes I feel like the best friends I make are people who have nothing in common with me on a surface level.

I was wondering if the water on my knee was once present in a dinosaur’s afternoon pee.

I wondered how many times I can hear quid pro quo before my head explodes.

^^^ Thank you! I’ve been using that term, professionally and in technical ways, for decades. Suddenly, everyone’s tossing around the phrase; so few people had ever heard it until a few months ago.

That hairball looks like a sheep.

My hands are quite puffy and awkward today. I better take things slow and not do any cooking.

What if there are millions of Grim Reapers, and sudden child death is just their method of reproduction?

That doggone creepy guy is peeking on my shower again.