What is a written law, that you principally disobey?

Laws against cannibalism. Well, technically it is not cannibalism.

No one may catch a fish with his/her bare hands in Indiana.
I do this every chance I get.

Speed limits on the highway. I break those laws every day.

I make a point of not looking where I am going, steer with my knees and play my banjo when
driving.

I swear at vegetables.

It’s technically illegal to sunbathe naked in your back garden, even when you have an adequate sized fence surrounding you from prying/offended eyes.

I say balls to that & often plant bulbs starkers too.

Actually, I’m lying, there’s that hubble telescope thing & I don’t want to show up on CNN with my gentleman sausage in full view…think of the neighbours!

@ucme Space telescopes are good but not that good! Just saying

I tear the tags off mattresses.

@Vignette Congratulations, you win the stating the bleedin obvious award…now a word from our sponsors!

I carry one prescription pill wrapped in a tissue in my wallet. I leave the prescription bottle at home.

A pedestrian crossing traffic light?
– Sometimes

Not wearing ID on you?
– I don’t think there is such a law, except when driving, or crossing borders.

Speed limits, mainly.

Just jaywalking and speeding mainly. I have drove tipsy in the past.