What would be your course of action in the following situation?

Asked by rebbel (35553

) November 29th, 2019

Like Kafka’s Gregor Samsa, in ‘The Metamorphosis’, you wake up trapped in another body, in this case that of a goldfish, in a small round tank.
You have still access to your human brain functionality.
You see the clock’s arms move, but they go at a much slower rate.
Life is going to last a very, very long time in here, you realize.
You want to get out.
Out of the tank, and more important, out of the fish body.

What will you do?

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Use my fish lips to write help on the bowl or sand.

KNOWITALL (29887

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Eat my own poo, then learn to accept my fate.

RedDeerGuy1 (24959

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Alright. Even though my two tiny goldfish are in a 20 gallon tank I think you are telling me to kill them.

I actually just had to kill one a few months ago. I used clove oil to put it to sleep. Then more clove oil until it stopped breathing. Pretty solid way to kill a goldfish.

And this is kinda funny.. I was trying to sleep earlier and put American Dad on shuffle and there was this with Kluase.

One of the funniest things ever

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