If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Yes!
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
probably

@ucme -The last time my husband signed the permission slip for me to do that, I got pregnant and had to name the baby HSHDTH.

@Patty_Melt Hey, be careful pet, tongues will wag :D
@lucillelucillelucille You make me laugh, that’s it, absolutely nothing to see here :D

@ucme So little HolyShitHowDidThatHappen has no father??
You’re fired

How much money you got?

@lucillelucillelucille It was an immaculate conception!
You know this, so stop your little diva act & rehire me this instant!

@Coolhandluke Go on, cheapen it with your lust for loot!

I would take it as a Chinese compliment!

@ucme – I hate when that happens and I usually like surprises.:(

I very rarely do what irrelevant randoms want….lol But since YOU are so SPECIAL to me, I showed up. :)

And I figured out our imaginary baby’s name, since we’re apparently having some magical OVERSEAS love affair. How about Acme? hahaha!

@KNOWITALL Can we set up a play date soon? LOL

@KNOWITALL Hahahaha!
Oh bless little Acme, who gets custody though pet? :D

@lucillelucillelucille Sure, why don’t you, me and @ucme all meet up. Here’s a song for you two-
https://youtu.be/mJ58TVYNFro

@ucme I think Acme should go with you, you seem a bit safer and that kid causes mayhem. And some Wiley coyote has been following me around, too.

@KNOWITALL Sounds like a capital idea!
How a bout same time,next year we meet at a Karaoke bar and sing this ?

LMAO @lucillelucillelucille

@lucillelucillelucille I love that, but I was thinking more like this: https://youtu.be/sI6AzNiHg6Y
Got some swag to it!

Well, like my mum always said…
“shy boys get no broth”

@KNOWITALL That was beautiful but I prefer this to set the mood
@ucme -“Mom” talks funny. XD

@lucillelucillelucille Can’t argue with that :D

If I did, would you still think I had a beautiful body?

@seawulf575 Well now that depends on who buys drinks :D

No

@Wufie Knowing @ucme do you even have to ask? Of course he would! Lol

I would, but you might have trouble breathing.

@cookieman, just shower first.~

When I was younger and had a beautiful body—no, I wouldn’t hold it against you. If I returned to that body I also wouldn’t hold it against you even now. You would have to say it the right way and not combine it with creepy or come on behavior.

You do take a risk commenting on my body though since you’re a man. Probably, it’s better to say nothing.

Just last night the Zumba teacher in my class (he’s a good acquaintance of mine) who is a man, commented on a woman’s weight after class. I’m friends with her. He told her it looks like she lost weight. She asked if it was too much weight loss. He said no, she looks great just as she is. It was all fine, I don’t think she minded.

@ucme I disagree. It doesn’t really matter who buys the drinks. It would really depend on how many drinks were bought!