If you could move to Denmark (all expenses paid), how would you feel about living in Assens or Middelfart?

It’d be a gas.

I’d take it in a heartbeat. There are other ways for countries to be a shithole nation.

And leave my beautiful hometown???

^^ Damn rotter!

I lived in Middesex County for a while.

Well, you could take up boxing there, call yourself Gaseous Clay

More relaxed than in a country that can’t tell its arse from its ass.

Think I’ll take Sweden for 50, Bob.

We use to run Middelgarts down around Saragossa.

You could be affluent in the effluent.

Nevermind Denmark, I want to live in Shitterton.

I WOULD CHOOSE THE VERY BEST ONE, ENIE MEENY, MINEY, MOE.

I’d rather live on Fjuk in Sweden.

Not far from where I live – Cumming, GA

I’d never move to Denmark.
I’ve been to Denmark.
It’s shit in Denmark!

Blue Ball, Pennsylvania