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Which do you prefer? see details?

Asked by Patty_Melt (17519points) December 28th, 2019

On another thread I saw someone had said, “Whatever floats your stick.” (Not quite how I’ve always heard it)

How many substitutions can we come up with?

My dad so constantly used, “whatever trips your trigger” so much I got in trouble for saying it in my kindergarten class.

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rebbel's avatar

“Whatever tickles your pickle.”

cookieman's avatar

Whatever floats your boat.

janbb's avatar

Whatever tickles your fancy.

josie's avatar

Whatever…

PaisleyFaye's avatar

Whatever gets your motor running.

cheebdragon's avatar

Whatever fucks your butt.

ucme's avatar

Tweaks your nipples

seawulf575's avatar

Whatever gets your rocks off
stokes your fire

There is a variant that says “do it for shits and giggles”.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Whatever flips your switch.

Love_my_doggie's avatar

Different strokes for different folks.

ragingloli's avatar

Whatever rustles your jimmies.

Demosthenes's avatar

Zeke from Bob’s Burgers is wont to say “whatever floats your scrote”.

cookieman's avatar

Whatever wiggles your willy.

si3tech's avatar

whatever crumbles your cookie

si3tech's avatar

whatever blows your bangs back

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Whatever floats your boat no creativity here, move along please

Brian1946's avatar

As a reference to a nauseated zombie- whatever barfs your brains.

Patty_Melt's avatar

On the pier I heard, whatever flips your skirt.
It seemed more sunshine and flowers than I was used to from sailors.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I always heard “whatever floats, your boat.”
Same principle.

Sagacious's avatar

Whatever butters your biscuit.
Whatever trips your breaker.
Whatever ruffles your feathers.
Whatever flips your switch.
Whatever yanks your cord.
Whatever cranks your engine.
Whatever turns you on.
Whatever grabs you.

LadyMarissa's avatar

In my family, it was always whatever trips your trigger or whatever floats your boat. My uncle’s favorite was whatever twists your titties. We floated a lot of boats during my lifetime & yes, Mom hated my uncle!!!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Whatever twists you key.

NoMoreY_Aagain's avatar

If it feels good do it.

NoMoreY_Aagain's avatar

I saw a deleted scene from an old Johnny Carson show somewhere, when he interviewed Arnold Palmers wife. He asked what she did to make her husband happy and she replied, unthinkingly, “I kiss his balls.” Johnny responded with, “Does that perk his putter?”

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