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Have you heard any amusing break up stories?

Asked by lucillelucillelucille (34325points) December 29th, 2019

My friend told me that her mistake was buying her ex a bottle of “Escape” cologne and a pair of running shoes for Christmas.

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Not super amusing but my first boyfriend broke up with me by texting me saying “sorry, but this number is no longer in service” about 3–4 hours after I texted him. I texted “what?” after that and tried to call and it definitely was in service… I didn’t hear from him until a year and a half later.

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ragingloli's avatar

The film “Total Recall” has a funny breakup scene.

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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

My GF broke up with me because I insulted her in a dream.

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