The main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to kill you. Without outside help, what are your chances of survival?

None. The last show I watched was a rerun episode of Listener.
He would know my every move before I could make one.

Sponge Bob Square pants ? ??

You deserve what you get, if that is what you watched last. Lol

Well.. “History of the Eagles”.

The news anchor? I can take him.

Garfield is a fat cat who can’t even cook his own lasagna so no, he couldn’t kill me.

Rachel Maddow has ninja skills.

Ivar the Boneless or King Bjorn will blood eagle me. I’m a goner.

Er, I’m screwed. I was just watching YOU. Er, the show whose title is YOU.

Twilight Zone, space invaders 3 – 5 inches tall. I WIN.

The weatherman, not a chance as his forecasts are always wrong.

I’m in the middle of a 90 Day Fiance binge. So not all that worried.

Oh, shit…whatever shall I do? I’m dead meat. Elliot Stabler is gonna kill me. I’ll show him a pic of Liv in a string bikini and while he’s drooling I’ll run like hell.
If you’d said movie then Paul Kersey would be after me.

Paul Holliday doesn’t like my bake. He will definitely kill me.

50/50

Walter Bishop from Fringe will kill me.

Pingu
That fucker is toast!

I’m afraid I would have little chance against Jamie Fraser….........Outlander.

@Sagacious Yes, but what a way to go!

I’m not too worried about Larry David.

I’m pretty sure I could take Leslie Knope.

Having a hard time recalling the last TV show I watched. It’s a toss up between The Americans and West Wing. Either way I’ll be dead. I stand no chance against that highly trained Russian spy couple and Pres. Bartlett and his military might.

Peppa Pig is going down.

Well the bad/good news is that I was wrong… I actually survived. Turns out I forgot that after YOU, I actually watched Britain’s Best Home Cook, so I only had to contend with aggression from Mary Berry!

@janbb You’re right! :)

Pretty good. It would be David Visentin from the HGTV show Love it or List it, and I have a huge crush on him, and love to look at houses. Maybe I could offer my own services to him, to avoid being murdered. Ha!